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July
3,
 Bring Something 4th Of
Julyish (Red,
White,
Blue) whether it's cloths or party
props. Western Attire Is Also Cool Both Days. Just Glad You
Are Comin'!
So we look forward to your comin up to enjoy NorCal Go Breast Hash
BoneAnza 2008. Bring a frisbee, shoe horns, ping pong balls, Nerf ball or soft darts or
somethin' to play with if you got somethin to share the fun with.
Smokin' asks to remind - Don't forget Saturday GEO HASH! Bring a sex toy, good liquor or hash gear to leave behind for fellow geo
hashers. Coordinates will be handed out Saturday! If
you get a last minute itch to come to Norcal come n' scratch it and pay on site. On
on and see you there. Yahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
July
2
Oopppps! I've made a sight mistake so glad you checked today. I said
we have the 300 area. I was mistaken. We have the
whole 400 area and 6 spaces of
the 300 from the original plan. I don't think anything has changed.
However, we will pipe you in with flour anyway so you won't be lost
when you get there. On
On
July
2,
2ish days....... Just so you knozzz, this website will stop updating
on
Thursday High Noon. If you are comin''''' let me know asap so I can
account and forward your name so we can have enough of what we need.
If you have any last minute
questions letusno soon.
Ahhhhh "Make yourself a list. check it
twice, you want to remember who's naughty and do it twice. Hash Camp
is in session real soon."
Check
all of these, Chair, Tent, Bag (remember to bring her or him),
Pillow, Sunglasses, Hat, Sunscreen, fun props, condoms if you ain't
hitched properly, 4th of July flag, Western Garb, electric toys if
needed, sense of adventure and bewilderment, winced eyes and a sneer.
Yes we have wood!
 July 1, Here Ye
Here Ye! Wet Nurse will grace us with her presence on the Playa De
Hash Camp. Yahhhhooooooooo! At
this point we know the Harem Tent is the draw.... and the male
picture above no doubt! Or is it that Mr. Boned Jangles is runnin'
the Harem Tent??? 89 Generation Degens cuming. July
1 again again again,
Okay it's been pointed out to me, "Slapnuts" that I did
not say what the Hash Camp site is. Well it's Site
400 so when you arrive we'll
be sure to set the appropriate directionals for you. But I do be
sorry for the error of my ways. I be dumb sometines! On on to better
news and if you have any suggestions say em. I do know that there's
not a lot of shade in the area. So bring a 10 gallon hat.
 July
1 again again
88 lines for 44 women..... might have to look that up. Anyway, we
are at 88 degenerates and who doesn't fit that description like the FHAC-U's
own Uncle
Festering Sore and, the in recent years
turn to the degenerate side, SFH3's
Forrest Dumped. Welcome aboard the
Wagon, feel free to fall off as many times as you like.
July 1 again,
There's some kind of new law today that you must drink all beer
hands free. This is so you can use your hands for other things like
flipping someone off or groping someone who wants to be gropped.
There's nothing wrong with drinkin' a hands free beer while having
sex. Sometimes it's preferred.
July
1,
"Get along, get along, get along, Doggie Stylllllllllle. Get
along, get along, get along, get along and drink a beer." Hoot
Hoot & Hot, Doggie Style is gonna rangle with ya all. Straight
outta San Fran baby! Yer
all just challenging me to come up with more pictures. Here ya go!
Yeah I know its not Western...... Its Eastern Western Egypt. It was
raw back then too. Dance! Drink! Don't Dribble! Well
you can check out Doggie Styles Pic as well which is funny cause i
say so.
June
30,... di di di di di di this just in..... di di di di di
New sign ups and changes...... Stay tuned.... News at 8. Okay we
lost a Virgin. awhhhhhh! But we gained a new one from Pixi. Just
Kim, bring yer wild self to the party. And
now Just Ahren has
signed up. Yeahhhhhhh! So excited that they signed up 5 times!
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! for the crazy peeps! What! Ching...... Sheeps
With Anyone is coming too....... We love that name!
KumRad has also jumped into
the Rodeo., I hear KumRad is a champion Beer Pong Player!
June
30
Bummer but Piggus can't go! We'll
probably see him soon.... Maybe Warf to Barf. But
on the good side Rarely Cums from the Gypsies H3 says "Giddy Up
Little Cowboy & Don't Be Shy
To Get Your Cowboy Groove On."
June 29,
Ummmm it's 12:30 and the computer is still chiming in (ching.........
ching...) with more sign
ups. Yeahhhhhhzzzzz but Yeaahhhhhh! I'll wake up to sign'm in.
Actually I was workin' with my new Red Ryder BB gun with the...
(well Strike Five will tell you the rest if you haven't seen the
movie). I'll bring a few with me so uzzzzz can play too. Pixilated
Obscinity from Surf City is
Surfing in...... Wow, Look At Her Ride That Bitchin' Wave! The famous and
newly nursed beer miestress Got
Milk from the FHAC-U comes in at numero 82.
Bring it all, we love it all! There are a few more I know who are
coming who haven't "Officially" signed in yet. But they
will be there. Yeahhhhhhhhh hoot hoot hoot howwwwel. It's on baby! Rusty
Trombone wanted me to tell everyone he was coming again!??? Ummmmm
Okay Rusty, TMI. Oh! If you plan to come up and just pay by day....
still sign up so we know how much food and beer to bring. Just sign
up and then send us a note by email to GoodGypsy@Yahoo.com. The
Dark Force is proudly sponsored by Arrogant Bastard Ale.
June
27,
 3 new
sign ups. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh & Yeaahhhhhhhhhh! & Yeahhhhhhh! Excreta Peron is
lit up and ready to enjoy the weekend.
No pun intended. Thar She
Blows checks in and says
gimmie a beer barkeep. And a New Virgin, Just
Rhonda! Virgin
you say? Yes, what's better than a couple of Virgins in the hash.
Remember how C> got his name at his first Norcal event? Anything's
possible! So Yep, it's time
to break out yer list of items to bring so you are happy and
comfortable. The area we will
be in doesn't have much shade so bring what you need. We
might even play "Stump The DJ" this year. This picture is
just to funny not to repeat.
June
25,
Apparently the Arabian Gogglers liver was not dead, it was just in a
coma. It has now awakened  and
is awaiting the first keg tapping at Hash Camp. I
couldn't help it but the picture that works on his profile is his
own picture. If you find yourself just shaking your head back and
forth with a slight smirk and rolling your eyes up, you're not
alone! BTW: Bass Lake is a 20 minute drive from Hash Camp so not as
close as previously stated by camp directors.Goggler
say's somethin' stupid in the something stupid link. 77
Happy Ranchers
June 24,
2 more great degenerates Sister Focker and Just Chris have joined
making this campout a bit sweeeeeter. This time making the BNH3 Reno
crowd a bit larger. "Oh I like the smell of water balloons
being fired off in the morning?"
June 23rd,
Rusty Trombone is playing along with us now. Welcome to Debachery-101c
- Advanced Course 1849's style. It's a little different but you'll
get used to it quick. I finally found the perfect picture for
Crutch.
June
21,
Midnight update; Beaver Spit is commmmmming! YahhhhhhhhhhHoooooo! Unfortunately
Chin Chimney had to bail but maybe she'll change her mind and bring
a friend.
 June
20,
71,72, & 73 Have jumped
off their horses to park them for the weekend. Woooooo
hoooooooo! Gettin' closer and gettin' more greatness degenerates
joined in. Racks of Lamb & Pony
Below Me, have joined in. Yeaaahhhhh! And
Rump Bumper from the Samurai H3 jumps
off his ship, The USS George Washington.
Hoooorrahhh! for our boys and girls doing their duty. We'll all have
to bring flags and make sure we bring in 4July
4th in
style
never seen. We are up to. 14.5 groups as a result of these great
adzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzz! New
Comments in the "Soundin' Stupid" link.
June
19t,
Got Woooooooooooood is coming. His greatness is bestowed upon us.
All is well now. #70. Yeahhhhhhhh! He will be a challenge at the
Beer Pong Table.
June
17h,
 Rather
than blow a $100 on the July 4th weekend, invest it in Norcal fun. In
14 days you could be sittin' in
yer comfy camp chair and relaxin' the whole weekend (with the
awesomest giveaway yet) at the funniest campout in the U.S. where
you get great food made for you, free flowing-no hassle to reach
beer kegs (filled with great tasting cold beer) (sometimes people
get you one without asking), no driving around, loads of spacious area to walk around, tons of hash events
to choose from, 2-10 parties (depending on how you party), Loose-Nuts Lounge with mixed drinks (the
blender is back), sexy people (Harem Tent if you're girly), sexy
costumes, great music, camp fires, swimming, hiking, beautiful
landscapes, maybe get some at night & morning too, Beer, pretend to be
the Sheriff or The Indian Doctor of Love (I just come up with this
crap), Bloody Mary Mornings, chillin' with tons of great people from
all over the planet... How's that for a weekend you'll
remember forever.... we'll maybe. Bring condoms & Beer Me!
June
16th the III,
Sorry to report but Harlot from Perth
will not be able to attend so we just went "down" one
Hasher and one Group. Awwwwww! Bummer and we will miss having you
here. We'll put a shrimp on the barbie for you though in case you
change your mind. To make you all feel better we've thrown in Little
TeePee from the SVH3 camp for you to harass.
You do feel good about that don't you? Still at 69. Let your
greatness come.
June
16t update,
69.......That would be the vivacious Sniff My Butt who also ads her Mother Hash -
San Diego H3 putting us at 13.5 Hash Groups. How do you get .5???
Well we are half minds aren't we? Who's
got 69 + 1? (Who's the finger?)
June
16t, Brokeback Beard Boy Chimes in from
Wasaccccccch, cause when you go a little slower,
and use your tongue, you
go #68ttttttttttttt. "I wish I knew how to quit you!" Who's
69?
June
12vft,
Olema, where beer grows on trees. Wooooooooorrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm!
is coming. 67 greatness peoples coming and waiting for you now. 1957
views in a little over a month here at HashCentral. You wanna come
don'tcha but you've been on the fence? Well make it happen today. 20
days till the coolest down home cookin', high ropin', free spirited
ride in the U.S.A.
"R.O.C.K in the USA. Hey! R.O.C.K in the USA. Hey R.O.C.K. in
the USA. Yeah y Yeahhhhhhhh - Rockin' in the USA."
June
10,
Not long....... Only 23 days till Norcal Hash Campout. Hangin' out
with the buds, drinkin' a beer, hashin' a little, dancing to music,
laughin a lot, camp fires, bbq's, sunshine, Bass Lake (to the left
but is 20 minutes drive from where we are). Whoooo Hoooooo!
Premature Evacuation has joined the rodeo. Mooooo...vin' on over,
Move over little darlin' this big ol dog is movin' in! More
comments in the Soundin' Stupid section.
June
8th,
 Point Reyes National Park - 100 Miles of
Fun for $96.96. So a request was made by one of the greatness
peoples (of course its a woman) for a few more pictures. So I took some time out on Sunday to find a
few extras and post them on a new page. I set up a blank page so I
could leave large pictures on it. Here is the page
if yer interested.
June
4t,
mmmmmm! What picture will come next. Wetnesday
and we went to 65.
See what greatness has joined. True greatness, Round The Horn, and
her not so better 1/5th - Strike Five are joining the soiree. New
research posted by Sierra Nevada Brewery is not that astonishing. We
new this already!
June
3st, (you get it? Get yer 3st on!)
We have 63 sign ups for Hash Camp. You
can still get in on the huge fun if you want. See who's cuming and
then Sign Up yourself. Then others will see that you are coming and
want to sign up to be near your greatness. After all, you are a
Higher Half-Mind Human you know. People of greatness are currently
getting pealed beer nuts, copious amounts of keg beer and sex at
their beckoning. WhooAhhhhhhh!
 May
31st
New Wranglers have signed up from Sacto and SVH3. Don't
forget to re-read Smokin' Seamen's comments about the Geo
Cache Hash. We'zzzz up to 49. To the left is Olema town. To
the Right is an Area View. Click on the Picture to the right to see
a much larger view of the area we are in.
May 30th
Here Ye! Here Ye! Swiss Army
Cock and the First Virgin have signed up. Time to hold up a
beer and toast. Of course we'd toast "toast". All
that matters is if it's a party and a toast, we're there. "Oh
Shit!, time to sign up." Oh! He did already!
May 28th
The Lovely Ladies of the West - Scrum Muffin, Mossy Patch,
& Posterior Motive are gearing up for the Ol' West Hash
by riding side saddle in their cars.
Did you have a great Memorial
Day? Good!
May 24th
For extra info about Olema Ranch you can click here; http://OlemaRanch.com.
Surf City H3
chimes in again with wonderful smile of Pussy Galore and the
drunkenness of Cum Lord. Remember-
Don't Drink & Drive. Just Drink & Wobble A Bit.
May
23rd
 This is a
cool picture of Bass Lake, but is a 20 minute drive to the area. Some people get nude
down by the lake it has been said. I'm sure there are some
wrinkled people we wouldn't want to see naked. There are a couple
extra pictures and info in the Say Somethin' Stupid Section after
Chewie's comment. Let me know if this page is getting to large to
load with all these pics and words. Just tryin' to keep you folks
updated. Did you sign up yet? Cool.
 May
20th
Get on the Chuck Wagon. The low cost of $69.96 will
be
kaput soon. You have just 11 days
left to before the price goes up to $96.96. So Stake Yer Claim and
belly up to the Rego Bar to sign up. Surf
City H3 is now represented with dBased comin' down the mountain.
Remember
on April 12th I said there'd be updated info on the Geo Cache?
Well it's in the Say Somethin' Stupid section. Yes, I have to
doctor it after you write something in. I'm not the greatest web
builder on the planet. I'm number 2, I'm number 2, I'm number 2.
May
16
Speaking of danger in the Wild Wild West, welcome to the herd Dungeons
& Dildo's from the Bump N Hump Hash House Harriers,
Beeno and Gonorrhea Dish from
Sacto H3, Sacrafellatio. "May
your path West lead you to many bars before hand."
May
15
This just in:  California's
Supreme Court has quashed a ban on gay marriage in a historic
ruling, effectively leaving same-sex couples in America's most
populous state free to tie the knot with a velvety smooth rope.
Seen here are The Boned
Ranger and ChiChi, his pillow biting side kick. Bone Ranger says,
ChiChi likes it when I wear my Pleather Chaps. They are checking
their schedules to perform at Hash Camp 2008. "Mauve"
is ChiChi's favorite color which he notes as the universal color
for danger (Earth is an exception though).
May
15,
So on this 49er days to go.... there are sign ups are still
happenin' and we're lookin forward to puttin up a new list of
degenerates on the list soon. In the mean time this weekend is the
Hash2Breakers.
http://www.baytobreakershash.com
word has it that this will be a hoot if you aren't doin' anything
for this weekend. Come on and get
bare. Friday night is Toga Toga Toga.
May
13th 2008
 Yeseery
there are new sign ups on the Who'za Cummin list. We
are up to 34 Ranglers and 8 townships arriving. Officer Dangle
from Reno is the lastest check in. Sacto
and the South Bay lead in Rodeo Ropers with 9 each.
Getcher Wigwams ready for Hash Camp.
Next
Update May 9th - Oh that's now!
Wooo Wooo Wooo Wooo!
I'll say this pale face (mmmm cept'n you BJ)... planning is still
taking place behind the scenes and its lookin' better than even
this site. Wooo Wooo Wooo Wooo!
Say som'in colorful in on the Soundin' Stupid page and then i'll
add some color. Do you know how to talk like a Vaquero?
You better learn these words quick; Buckaroo, Chaps, Mustang,
Mustang Sally, Desperado, Hombre, Pecos, Mesa, Chaparral, Bonanza,
Sombrero, Ranch, Rio Grande, Corral, Lasso, Poncho, ...... Tell
me some more to put here and give me your definition.
Sinko
De Mayo
The New
York Times did an article just today which included Olema
Ranch in it. It was on Ranch Parks with Wireless Internet Access
which Olema Ranch has.
Stinko
De
Queefo:
Yahoooooo! We have 9 new
paid sign ups on our Who'za Cummin' List. That takes our total to
around 30
so far. Take a look and see if any one of them is on the
"Wanted List"? Har~Har Whoooey! I wanna get at least 99
bottles on that wall. Anywho, this is
another great pic of the campsite areas we'll be stayin' in. I put
up new pictures throughout the site soizya gotta go searchin' to
find them like Gold
Nuggets. 
Stinko
De Uno
Whazzzzzzzzzzzzzzup Degeneraaaattess. If you signed up on the list
but didn't pay...... please send in your check to:
Esther
Goodstal (Chin Chimney)
649 32nd St., Richmond, CA 94804............... or
We
want to put you on the list. There have been a ton of sign ups but
we don't have the checks as yet. Ssssssssooooo, we love you but
need the Gooooold to place you on the Whozzzzzzzza Cummin'
Lista (ol' wes
Extra Whuzzzzzz Yer Dadddy Update: So
type in " Old West Degenerates in the "Images
Section" of Yahoo and Google and see what comes up. You
decide who's the leader in Search Engines. Here's Yahoo's
Picture.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 Here's
Googles "Old West Degenerates" answer. What do you
think?
Personally I say Yahoo has it. Plus, they are
Yahooooooooooooooooooooo!
April
29
Whooooo Hooooooo!!!! Wonder if there will be a Rodeo at
the O'LimpDicks this year! Maybe have the Cowgirls ride a
Cowboy, tell'em a "Yer Mama" joke and see if
they can hold on for 8 seconds after he gets angry. "Yer
mama is like rail road trail, gets laid across the
country!!!" Hang on!!!!!!! Whoooo Hoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 24
Today 's
update is short and simple. Harlot, all the way from Perth H3,
Australia, will be attending Norcal 08'. I think this may be the
farthest anyone has traveled for this event. Whoo Hooooo!
April
20th
 Oh Yeah! The
Banana Still Rocks after all these years! Speaking of
Banana "Banananana Banananaaa Bananaaananananaaaaa".
Hear ye hear ye, The
Wasatch H3 has chimed in. They are again representin' at
NorCal 08'. Can
I get a "Hell Yeah" for Wallbanger! Where are the
Sanfranciscan's this year?
April
19th
 Site
Update: A new map has been placed in The
Pondermimosa since the
campground just made an updated one (Hash area is approx. Will get
more info when we can).
A "What's
The Hash?" page has been added (only reachable through this
page) in case we get some new folks who don't know who the hell we are.
Last year there were 21 newbies. So maybe there will be more for
08. The Guestbook page is now password protected to prevent
Spammerbots from getting their grimy little bot-ads in there. They'd be shot in the ol' west if
caught! Harrrrrr! More good info
comin' soon.
April 18th
 "Well
Hasher, you can call me Duke, John, or Marion; I don't care, as
long as you get me a frosty mug of beer!" Tell you what, Hey Deep
Chocolate, wouldja mind gettin' Marion here a beer on yer
way back from the frosty barrel?
You never know who might show up at
the Norcal Old West Campout.
April 17th
Hey There, You Rootin Tootin' Son Of A Gun You! How Ya Been? We've
been workin' on a logo in the Town Square. This is one that didn't
make the cut. But it's still darn
tootin' good huh?! That's  retoric
or rhetorocle .... er somethineruther
like you fancy Siliconians talk.
77
Days left and counting. Time is passin' quick. We are getting some
sign ups and waitin' for the checks from the Pony Express. Missed
Penetration &
Missed Her Sister
from the Gold Country have signed up for Shiggy
and Beer. How 'bout you, whatever yer
Cowperson name is?
April 12th
Telegram Received from Smokin'
Semen:
Geo Cache will take place again this year. Not sure if it's
Friday or Saturday but it will include
Premium Prizes to the teams that find the stash. More on this
later.
Also just in: Bad Ass Tongue Tricks and Aqua Vulva are
goin' West.
April 11th:
We're Up! The NorCal 2008 Website will be updated often so check back every few days or so for
new info,
pics, & other fun stuff. For Dog Owners; Important info on the Pondermimosa link for you. In the mean time don't be a straggler & sign yerself up to what will be a Gun
Slingin' Hoot n' Hollar of a time.
YeeeeHaw!
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