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Crutch  -  Get her done!


The Arabian Goggler - Hey! Where All Da Pale Face Women At?


BATT  - Just figers Goggler's about the only who has no life and can post things 'ere....


Officer Dangle - Don't know. Mongo just pawn in game of life...


LittleShit - CAN WE BRING HORSES?


DungeonsnDildos - Woohoo - olwest showgirl costume!


Awful Mouthful - Lucky and Sasha will be attending too!!!


25 Fucks Guaranteed - Thursday night PRE-LUBE at my bar, the ROCKIN 
                               RODEO of Sacramento!!!! Mini Skirts and cowbo
y boots!!!!


Smokin' - (Script) Mam, Your feet are almost as big as your mouth. (Scene) (Pulls her to the barn for a rodgerin') What a scene! Can you name the movie?


Nutless "Snoring Bear" Sac - I believe the movie may be Blazing Saddles


Smokin' - I love the smell of cow shit (I mean napalm) in the morning.


Answer - High Plains Drifter



Olema Valley


Wet Hairs - Okay, the check's in the mail. Now I'd like to see my name on the "Who'za Cummin?" site. on on, Wet Hairs, SVH3


Grim Streaker - Are ya gonna pull them pistols, or whistle "Dixie"


Spouse - Well smack my ass and call me FHACing Freda! Yee-fuckin'-haw, we're gonna a have a hootin' nanny. Yippie-cay-eh mother fuckers!


Smokin Seamen - GEO wanks. Different game this year. If you particapte in the GEO HASH, you must bring a CACHE(prize,) to leave at coordinates. Thining $5.00 or more (NO CRAP) Sex Toys, good booze, hash gear etc...


Chewie - Is there anyplace fer swimmin? More importantly, fer skinny-dippin? ....not that any of us FHAC-U cowpokes (Goggler has been known to poke a cow now and then) could be called skinny....



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Trail To Bass Lake Bass Lake

Yellow Prick Load - Yep, near the Hash Camp (but you have to drive 20 minutes) there exists a magical hike featuring a hidden fresh water lake as you approach the ocean. The Coast Trail will enter a grove of large eucalyptus trees and then leaves the woods and edges toward the ocean along some very steep, dramatic cliffs. On a clear day, you have a amazing views west to the Farallones and south to Montara Mountain. The trail goes down to greet Bass Lake on the left, a lovely spot for a Swim and Drinking Good Beer (There are nude sunbathers on occassion, Goggler's not nude but rather more "blob like matter", not that he matters though). If you continue to follow the Coast Trail to the ocean, you'll encounter a few waterfalls as well. Ooooohhh Ahhhhh!


Smokin' Seamen - Don't forget your sex toy, good booze or hash gift to participate in the GEO CACHE!!!


Bones "Beer Trough" Jangles - I plan to study very hard and length like at the Libeery. And I heard something like the body numbing Banana Lube cocktails making an appearance at the hash saloon this year. I do declare that weze gonna have ourselves at hootin', tootin', 6 tequila shooters of a good time.


GAS - I'm as jumpy as a ringtail cat in a room fulla rockin' chairs! Can't wait to get me some banana lewb, some tekilla, some gator beer...well, you git the idear:)


Piggus - Somebody is going to have to go back for a shitload of dimes!


Greasy Shart - Ya cant drink all day, unless you start in the morning!


lycktonitetell me sum more bout this "majikal" lake - is it warm or am i gonna freeze my titties off?? And how's about the weather out thar??


Swiss Army Cock - So when's the Wells Fargo stagecoach coming though? At 70 we will definitely have enough outlaws to ... steal all the booty.


Yellow Prick Load - Ummmm Yep, Bass Lake (to yer left and about a 20 minute drive from hash camp) is cool but nice, so yer titties will freeze a little if you go. But that only makes them stronger and provides better sensitivity for good sex so you'll be a lucky girl after your dip. Do be careful though, the lake has been said to be the best of the unknown lakes around (and it's true there have been skinny dippers there and there is a nude beach near by according to the SF Bay Guardian Online) but Rangers also note that there are trees below the water in certain areas so go in easy so no accidents okie dokie?. Weather report for camping says should be 85ish through the weekend with a Shorty got low low low of 50.  Recent blog about Bass Lake on June 5th 2008 - If you haven't been to beautiful Bass Lake (which oddly has no Bass), a few things to note: 1) Lest you think there’s a long, sandy beach to lounge on, there’s not—just a dry plateau with a few scrambles leading down to the water. 2) The ranger, unfortunately, just cut the rope swing when we were there. (Maybe someone will tie a new one...) 3) The launching areas are pretty tight, and skinny-dippers do dip. It is one of the best places around in the Bay Area to hang out.

And this one from SFBG.com in it's review;

BASS LAKE - Recommended!

The fact that it doesn't have any bass isn't the strangest thing about Bass Lake, north of Bolinas. The weird part is that the path to Bass Lake is one of the few trails in California where you sometimes may come across nude or seminude hikers. "In the old days probably 80 percent of us hiked nude, but now only 30 to 40 percent hike nude," says Dave Smith, who made the fairly easy (except for the last part) 2.8-mile, 45-minute walk from the parking lot with a group of 16 members of the Bay Area Naturists this spring. "As usual, the lake was gorgeous," Smith adds. "Once you visit, it'll probably become one of your favorite spots," adds BAN leader Rich Pasco, of San Jose. "The clear, invigorating water is exquisite," says Roy Chernus, and Smith reports that "there's less algae than last year." The area around the water features further attractions, including clumps of calla lilies in the spring. Ringed by stately old trees, the lush, grassy meadow near the lake is great for picnics. For the lake, bring an air mattress and water shoes. For the meadow, in late summer or fall include a towel or sheet to put down as a shield against seasonal burrs.
Legal status: Part of Point Reyes National Seashore.
The beach: Even when it's foggy at the trailhead, it's often clear at the oblong-shaped, 100-yard-long, spring-fed lake. The area is surrounded by beautiful hills.
Rating: A. On a scale of 1 to 10, says Smith, "Bass is always a 10.0."


SNIFF - YUP - I'm in it now . . . got myself a cowboy hat and a six shooter and I'm ready to round me up a good ole' time ! ! !


Racks of Lamb - Jist sent mah check on to the revenoors. Cain't wait to git all likkered up w' you cowpokes! An' I KNOW sum a you done poked yerself a cow or two...


Nutless "Snoring Bear" Sac - Well, lookie here, looks like we got one of them thar soldier (Navy) boys comming. Rump Bumper from the Samurai H3 (Japan) is registered, and his snail mail address is the USS George Washington, one of the greatest American fighting vessels in the US arsenal! This is an aircraft carrier that was comissioned into service in 1990. Welcome to NorCal '08 Rump Bumper, YEE HAW!!!!


Piggus - I need to sell my rego. Anyone wanting to buy contact me: piggus_dickus@yahoo.com


The Arabian Goggler - Why am I so persecuted? Not sure but thinking about showing up for Friday activities.


Smokin' - Don't forget Saturday GEO HASH! Bring a sex toy, good liquor or hash gear to leave behind for fellow geo hashers. Coordinates will be handed out Saturday!


Rarely (she really lives up to her name!) Cums - Ok, ok, I'm cumming! See y' all there!


Yellow Prick Load - I read in Websters New Dictionary that it says, "Persecuted: To annoy persistently; bother; Slang form, To Goggle, as used in a sentence, "Don't goggle me anymore! I've been goggled enough! past tense; He was goggling her. So you see you started it all. You just don't remember in your Vodka Induced Haze.


Anonymous: So, the guy in the latest poster will be giving real good, real...deep massages? YEE HAW!!! GET 'IM DONE!