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May
16
Speaking of danger in the Wild Wild West, welcome to the herd Dungeons
& Dildo's from the Bump N Hump Hash House Harriers,
Beeno and Gonorrhea Dish from
Sacto H3, Sacrafellatio. "May
your path West lead you to many bars before hand."
May
15
This just in:  California's
Supreme Court has quashed a ban on gay marriage in a historic
ruling, effectively leaving same-sex couples in America's most
populous state free to tie the knot with a velvety smooth rope.
Seen here are The Boned
Ranger and ChiChi, his pillow biting side kick. Bone Ranger says,
ChiChi likes it when I wear my Pleather Chaps. They are checking
their schedules perform at Hash Camp 2008. "Mauve"
is ChiChi's favorite color which he notes as the universal color
for danger (Earth is an exception though).
May
15,
So on this 49er days to go.... there are sign ups are still
happenin' and we're lookin forward to puttin up a new list of
degenerates on the list soon. In the mean time this weekend is the
Hash2Breakers.
http://www.baytobreakershash.com
word has it that this will be a hoot if you aren't doin' anything
for this weekend. Come on and get
bare. Friday night is Toga Toga Toga.
May
13th 2008
 Yeseery
there are new sign ups on the Who'za Cummin list. We
are up to 34 Ranglers and 8 townships arriving. Officer Dangle
from Reno is the lastest check in. Sacto
and the South Bay lead in Rodeo Ropers with 9 each.
Getcher Wigwams ready for Hash Camp.
Next
Update May 9th - Oh that's now!
Wooo Wooo Wooo Wooo!
I'll say this pale face (mmmm cept'n you BJ)... planning is still
taking place behind the scenes and its lookin' better than even
this site. Wooo Wooo Wooo Wooo!
Say som'in colorful in on the Soundin' Stupid page and then i'll
add some color. Do you know how to talk like a Vaquero?
You better learn these words quick; Buckaroo, Chaps, Mustang,
Mustang Sally, Desperado, Hombre, Pecos, Mesa, Chaparral, Bonanza,
Sombrero, Ranch, Rio Grande, Corral, Lasso, Poncho, ...... Tell
me some more to put here and give me your definition.
Sinko
De Mayo
The New
York Times did an article just today which included Olema
Ranch in it.
Stinko
De
Queefo:
Yahoooooo! We have 9 new
paid sign ups on our Who'za Cummin' List. That takes our total to
around 30
so far. Take a look and see if any one of them is on the
"Wanted List"? Har~Har Whoooey! I wanna get at least 99
bottles on that wall. Anywho, this is
another great pic of the campsite areas we'll be stayin' in. I put
up new pictures throughout the site soizya gotta go searchin' to
find them like Gold
Nuggets. 
Stinko
De Uno
Whazzzzzzzzzzzzzzup Degeneraaaattess. If you signed up on the list
but didn't pay...... please send in your check to:
Esther
Goodstal (Chin Chimney)
649 32nd St., Richmond, CA 94804............... or
We
want to put you on the list. There have been a ton of sign ups but
we don't have the checks as yet. Ssssssssooooo, we love you but
need the Gooooold to place you on the Whozzzzzzzza Cummin'
Lista (ol' wes
Extra Whuzzzzzz Yer Dadddy Update: So
type in " Old West Degenerates in the "Images
Section" of Yahoo and Google and see what comes up. You
decide who's the leader in Search Engines. Here's Yahoo's
Picture.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 Here's
Googles "Old West Degenerates" answer. What do you
think?
Personally I say Yahoo has it. Plus, they are
Yahooooooooooooooooooooo!
April
29
Whooooo Hooooooo!!!! Wonder if there will be a Rodeo at
the O'LimpDicks this year! Maybe have the Cowgirls ride a
Cowboy, tell'em a "Yer Mama" joke and see if
they can hold on for 8 seconds after he gets angry. "Yer
mama is like rail road trail, gets laid across the
country!!!" Hang on!!!!!!! Whoooo Hoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 24
Today 's
update is short and simple. Harlot, all the way from Perth H3,
Australia, will be attending Norcal 08'. I think this may be the
farthest anyone has traveled for this event. Whoo Hooooo!
April
20th
 Oh Yeah! The
Banana Still Rocks after all these years! Speaking of
Banana "Banananana Banananaaa Bananaaananananaaaaa".
Hear ye hear ye, The
Wasatch H3 has chimed in. They are again representin' at
NorCal 08'. Can
I get a "Hell Yeah" for Wallbanger! Where are the
Sanfranciscan's this year?
April
19th
 Site
Update: A new map has been placed in The
Pondermimosa since the
campground just made an updated one (Hash area is approx. Will get
more info when we can).
A "What's
The Hash?" page has been added (only reachable through this
page) in case we get some new folks who don't know who the hell we are.
Last year there were 21 newbies. So maybe there will be more for
08. The Guestbook page is now password protected to prevent
Spammerbots from getting their grimy little bot-ads in there. They'd be shot in the ol' west if
caught! Harrrrrr! More good info
comin' soon.
April 18th
 "Well
Hasher, you can call me Duke, John, or Marion; I don't care, as
long as you get me a frosty mug of beer!" Tell you what, Hey Deep
Chocolate, wouldja mind gettin' Marion here a beer on yer
way back from the frosty barrel?
You never know who might show up at
the Norcal Old West Campout.
April 17th
Hey There, You Rootin Tootin' Son Of A Gun You! How Ya Been? We've
been workin' on a logo in the Town Square. This is one that didn't
make the cut. But it's still darn
tootin' good huh?! That's  retoric
or rhetorocle .... er somethineruther
like you fancy Siliconians talk.
77
Days left and counting. Time is passin' quick. We are getting some
sign ups and waitin' for the checks from the Pony Express. Missed
Penetration &
Missed Her Sister
from the Gold Country have signed up for Shiggy
and Beer. How 'bout you, whatever yer
Cowperson name is?
April 12th
Telegram Received from Smokin'
Semen:
Geo Cache will take place again this year. Not sure if it's
Friday or Saturday but it will include
Premium Prizes to the teams that find the stash. More on this
later.
Also just in: Bad Ass Tongue Tricks and Aqua Vulva are
goin' West.
April 11th:
We're Up! The NorCal 2008 Website will be updated often so check back every few days or so for
new info,
pics, & other fun stuff. For Dog Owners; Important info on the Pondermimosa link for you. In the mean time don't be a straggler & sign yerself up to what will be a Gun
Slingin' Hoot n' Hollar of a time.
YeeeeHaw!
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